Welcome to Refrigerator Rants! Here, I’ll be discussing music, television, and things that you might find in your refrigerator. I should warn you: this is not a family-friendly blog. I will curse liberally. Fuck. Fucckk. Fuuuuucccckkkk. That felt good, didn’t it?

I hope you enjoy reading my rants. And if you don’t? Well, I probably don’t like you anyway.