CBC News is reporting that a man in St. John’s, Newfoundland attacked a truck driver with a glue gun. Sure, that’s hilarious in and of itself, but the best thing about the linked news story is the comments section. It’s filled with glue-related puns and calls for a “glue gun registry.”

What I want to know is how one would attack someone with a glue gun. It’s not as if a glue gun can squirt glue over long distances. Plus, you have to plug it into a wall. Aside from the water gun, it’s probably the least dangerous kind of gun that exists.

Oh, those crazy Newfies…

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