Now that the votes for the best January tagline have been tallied, we have declared a winner. The shocking results follow after the jump.

The winner is…drum roll please…

“Misanthropy for the masses”

With a grand total of 1 vote. It was the only vote cast, even though voters could select up to 4 of their favourite taglines. So not only did just a single person vote, but that person didn’t even vote right. You suck, Internet.

The full results are below:

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